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totalwildcard) wrote2024-07-14 01:51 am
Somewhere on the Mainland; Sunday Early Evening
You asked Harley, it was a pretty good Sunday, so far.
She'd started out her day with no plan, and yet by happy accident (and it was definitely an accident, and not someone somewhere making room in a shared schedule to facilitate things, or anything deliberate on the part of anyone directly involved!) she'd run into Marc, and that had sparked a simple and easy plan after all: to drive him to the mainland for dinner, at a restaurant she'd overheard someone talking about on one of her off-island jaunts earlier in the week. It was supposed to be a family-run, no-nonsense little Italian place, and exactly the sort of thing Harley was in the mood for, especially right now with the company she had.
So life was indeed pretty good!
And Harley's mood wasn't soured even by finding out there was actually no parking available right by the restaurant. After some searching, she'd managed to find a spot some blocks away - which was to say, she'd sniped it from right under someone's nose with a truly reckless move. Which had led to some blaring horns from other cars. Which was all good in Harley's book! She had more important things to be thinking about, anyway!
"And the tiramisu's supposed to be amazing," she was saying, as they got out of the car. "Like, 'someone's 97-year-old tiny little Italian grandma made it' kind of amazing. D'you think they'd let me order that for an app and not just dessert?"
(NFB for distance, for the one modded with permission + some NPCs)
She'd started out her day with no plan, and yet by happy accident (and it was definitely an accident, and not someone somewhere making room in a shared schedule to facilitate things, or anything deliberate on the part of anyone directly involved!) she'd run into Marc, and that had sparked a simple and easy plan after all: to drive him to the mainland for dinner, at a restaurant she'd overheard someone talking about on one of her off-island jaunts earlier in the week. It was supposed to be a family-run, no-nonsense little Italian place, and exactly the sort of thing Harley was in the mood for, especially right now with the company she had.
So life was indeed pretty good!
And Harley's mood wasn't soured even by finding out there was actually no parking available right by the restaurant. After some searching, she'd managed to find a spot some blocks away - which was to say, she'd sniped it from right under someone's nose with a truly reckless move. Which had led to some blaring horns from other cars. Which was all good in Harley's book! She had more important things to be thinking about, anyway!
"And the tiramisu's supposed to be amazing," she was saying, as they got out of the car. "Like, 'someone's 97-year-old tiny little Italian grandma made it' kind of amazing. D'you think they'd let me order that for an app and not just dessert?"
(NFB for distance, for the one modded with permission + some NPCs)

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"Like Superman?" Cass asked.
Harley's expression immediately soured. "No, not like fuckin' Superman." Although at least the kid hadn't brought up Bats, and also, uh. "At least I don't think so?"
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There'd been someone with powers like that but the only thing Marc knew about it was that a giant statue appeared in the ocean one day and nobody really talked about it for some reason.
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Cass shrugged. "More or less?"
"Good enough for me."
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"Whole 'nother part of town, right?" Harley checked, which Cass confirmed. "That's fine, we got me."
Sliding into the driver's seat.
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"Guess we won't miss dinner after all," he said. Since in theory this could be quick. Or at least the travel part could.
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Also, yes, the brief softening of something like longing in Harley's expression was for the tiramisu, thanks for asking! It was just a second or two, and then her hands were firmly on the wheel. "Okay, everybody ready? All limbs inside the car?"
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And anything he needed he could either improvise or summon. It was handy like that.
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It took a while, even with Harley's love of speed (and even with how incredibly focused she was, compared to her usual standards), mostly because of the navigation involved. She knew how to get to where Cass's usual pickpocketing haunts were, but from there on they needed to use a combination of what Cass remembered hearing, some intuition, and Harley hassling some random passerby by hollering at them out the car window about whether they were 'near where any loser thugs like to hang out probably measuring their dicks'.
It all led them to a slightly more industrial part of town, and there, to a street lined with small warehouses. And they were just gliding along it, until -- "There!" Cass called, pointing to one up ahead with a couple of cars as well as a very distinctive motorcycle in front of it, the latter with a bright and gaudy tiger-stripe paint job on the body. "I recognize that bike!"
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He had his own ideas but this was Harley's thing so he could be backup.
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Sometimes it was hard to remember Harley could also make more elaborate plans when she wanted to. But when she saw no need to...
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Right now, though?
The car pulled to a stop by that very distinctive bike, and Harley was out of the door not two seconds later. She'd already spotted the door, so why wait?
"Kid, you stick by the entrance and stay behind us."
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So to speak.
Marc got out of the car and followed behind Harley. He kept pace enough so he didn't fall too far behind, but not so rushed he couldn't take in the situation around them with an eye for things like who might be around, who might hear a commotion, where might anyone be hiding, and so on. He also kept an awareness of where Cass was since they didn't want to lose her.
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Harley marched up to the building and kicked the door in. It opened up on the sort of a space you might expect from a small warehouse like this: specifically, it looked kind of like a garage, with an almost definitely stolen car being worked on in the middle. There were shelves lining the walls, and the ones closest to the door were housing such an eclectic mix of
moddableitems that they just had to also be stolen goods. The others further back seemed to hold various mechanics tools.At a quick glance, there were five guys, all probably in their late twenties, early thirties, rough and tough dudes who nevertheless weren't making any of this seem like a very professional or hardcore operation. Two near the car, three further back in the room.
There was also an immediate commotion when Harley burst in, a lot of startled "What the fuck?"ing suddenly filling the air as tensions jumped high. Harley was about to check with Cass that these were the guys (not that she'd mind beating up some random goons), when one of the men by the car suddenly laughed: "Oh look, the kid brought her parents!"
"We're not her parents," Harley replied, with the sort of dramatic eye roll that actually had the purpose of landing her gaze idly on the shelves closest to her, "we're something much worse."
She grabbed some sort of -- statuette? Whatever it was, it was heavy enough. Good for smacking that guy who'd laughed across the face with when he made the mistake of stepping closer.
Which of course meant all hell broke loose. The guy staggered back, holding his face, but his friend - dressed in actual mechanic's overalls - was already advancing, while two of the guys in the back went scrambling for a particular corner like maybe they had something stashed there.
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"Stay out of sight," he told Cass. Then he put his attention on the goons.
He clocked the two in the back as problems about to escalate, the third as an unknown, and the one in front of Harley as being taken care of. Which left the one advancing.
Marc stepped so he was in the guy's trajectory. Marc's stance was loose. Ready to fight, but not taking the first blow. He looked the guy over and asked, "So what are we doing here? You gonna rotate my tires?"
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Harley gave her guy a sharp kick in the midsection, sending him staggering into the car, while the mechanic grunted and took a mean swing at Marc's jaw.
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Unlike Harley's guy, who was currently trying to get air back in his lungs on the floor, but not to worry, she wasn't about to get bored or anything! First of all, she'd clocked the scrambling in the corner, and whatever that was about, it distracted them enough that they didn't see Harley throwing the statuette through the room.
It caught one of the guys in the shoulder, so whatever he'd been holding fell on the floor with a clang, and Harley didn't really have time to worry about the other one because the third guy from the back of the room was now making moves towards being a front-of-the-room guy instead, advancing on Harley.
And the guy in the back not currently holding his shoulder in agony? Oh, of course the thing they'd been scrambling for was a gun. Just the singular one, though? Wow, this gang was terrible -- oh, no, the guy coming towards Harley had what was honestly a real impressive-looking switchblade, instead.
Fun!
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The guy next to Marc was going to get a hard kick in the knee to take that possibility of getting up, as well as potential unaided walking in general, out of the equation.
Harley seemed to be handling melee well enough that Marc wasn't going to worry about that switchblade. Guns, on the other hand, were a whole different problem. Marc grabbed a wrench off of the bench next to him and sent it flying towards the head of the guy currently armed.
As soon as he did, Marc ran to that corner of the room to take care of both guys trying to arm themselves. Ideally to first grab the gun that had dropped, but if not he could improvise.
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And, yeah, Harley wasn't too worried about the switchblade, either. She yanked one of the car's doors open and used that both as a shield as well as something to try and shove real hard at the guy, with a sharp "Ha!" when it connected.
In the background, Cass did the sane thing and skittered out the door - although only after snagging a random heavy tool, just in case the street got less quiet.
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So by the noise he made when Marc's kick connected, now his shoulder was extra busted. The other guy, meanwhile, tried to take a swipe at Marc but he was still seeing double from the hit he'd taken to the head.
And Harley? Harley grabbed the top of the car door and vaulted over it in a highly unnecessary show of that old gymnastics prowess - although one that still resulted in her kicking the guy in the face, sending him crashing into the shelves with a fruitless, blind slash of the knife.
"That'll show ya to pick on kids!"
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