Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-07-14 01:51 am
Somewhere on the Mainland; Sunday Early Evening
You asked Harley, it was a pretty good Sunday, so far.
She'd started out her day with no plan, and yet by happy accident (and it was definitely an accident, and not someone somewhere making room in a shared schedule to facilitate things, or anything deliberate on the part of anyone directly involved!) she'd run into Marc, and that had sparked a simple and easy plan after all: to drive him to the mainland for dinner, at a restaurant she'd overheard someone talking about on one of her off-island jaunts earlier in the week. It was supposed to be a family-run, no-nonsense little Italian place, and exactly the sort of thing Harley was in the mood for, especially right now with the company she had.
So life was indeed pretty good!
And Harley's mood wasn't soured even by finding out there was actually no parking available right by the restaurant. After some searching, she'd managed to find a spot some blocks away - which was to say, she'd sniped it from right under someone's nose with a truly reckless move. Which had led to some blaring horns from other cars. Which was all good in Harley's book! She had more important things to be thinking about, anyway!
"And the tiramisu's supposed to be amazing," she was saying, as they got out of the car. "Like, 'someone's 97-year-old tiny little Italian grandma made it' kind of amazing. D'you think they'd let me order that for an app and not just dessert?"
(NFB for distance, for the one modded with permission + some NPCs)
She'd started out her day with no plan, and yet by happy accident (and it was definitely an accident, and not someone somewhere making room in a shared schedule to facilitate things, or anything deliberate on the part of anyone directly involved!) she'd run into Marc, and that had sparked a simple and easy plan after all: to drive him to the mainland for dinner, at a restaurant she'd overheard someone talking about on one of her off-island jaunts earlier in the week. It was supposed to be a family-run, no-nonsense little Italian place, and exactly the sort of thing Harley was in the mood for, especially right now with the company she had.
So life was indeed pretty good!
And Harley's mood wasn't soured even by finding out there was actually no parking available right by the restaurant. After some searching, she'd managed to find a spot some blocks away - which was to say, she'd sniped it from right under someone's nose with a truly reckless move. Which had led to some blaring horns from other cars. Which was all good in Harley's book! She had more important things to be thinking about, anyway!
"And the tiramisu's supposed to be amazing," she was saying, as they got out of the car. "Like, 'someone's 97-year-old tiny little Italian grandma made it' kind of amazing. D'you think they'd let me order that for an app and not just dessert?"
(NFB for distance, for the one modded with permission + some NPCs)

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Yeah he'd said it before. It bore repeating.
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"Oh, I'm just special, then," she teased. "I guess crazy just knows crazy."
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"Ya don't just like my crazy," Harley told him, miming a little bite at him, "you'll gladly fuck my crazy, too."
And othee verbs, but these were the easy and safe ones!
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And then snickered at her own joke hard enough that he probably felt it as much as he heard it, too.
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"See? Said you're full of surprises. Guess that's literal."
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Sure it did.
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Yes, he'd phrased it that way deliberately. Just for her.
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It did not remotely sound like a complaint.
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"Well," Harley said, with a theatrical show of patience, "maybe if you weren't so great at sex, I wouldn't pester ya for it so much! You think about that?"
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He was not remotely serious.
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"Who knew that's where my talents lie?"
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Okay, maybe having a hunch was not the same as knowing, but Harley thought it was close enough. And her hunch about him being intense had at least been correct!
"I don't think you'd know how to phone it in, either."
Again, intense!
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"You kissed back, smartypants."
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"Still blaming you though."
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You know, like smiling.
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Gently.
"What, like I'm putting new thoughts in your head?"
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For a random example.
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