Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-07-14 01:51 am
Somewhere on the Mainland; Sunday Early Evening
You asked Harley, it was a pretty good Sunday, so far.
She'd started out her day with no plan, and yet by happy accident (and it was definitely an accident, and not someone somewhere making room in a shared schedule to facilitate things, or anything deliberate on the part of anyone directly involved!) she'd run into Marc, and that had sparked a simple and easy plan after all: to drive him to the mainland for dinner, at a restaurant she'd overheard someone talking about on one of her off-island jaunts earlier in the week. It was supposed to be a family-run, no-nonsense little Italian place, and exactly the sort of thing Harley was in the mood for, especially right now with the company she had.
So life was indeed pretty good!
And Harley's mood wasn't soured even by finding out there was actually no parking available right by the restaurant. After some searching, she'd managed to find a spot some blocks away - which was to say, she'd sniped it from right under someone's nose with a truly reckless move. Which had led to some blaring horns from other cars. Which was all good in Harley's book! She had more important things to be thinking about, anyway!
"And the tiramisu's supposed to be amazing," she was saying, as they got out of the car. "Like, 'someone's 97-year-old tiny little Italian grandma made it' kind of amazing. D'you think they'd let me order that for an app and not just dessert?"
(NFB for distance, for the one modded with permission + some NPCs)
She'd started out her day with no plan, and yet by happy accident (and it was definitely an accident, and not someone somewhere making room in a shared schedule to facilitate things, or anything deliberate on the part of anyone directly involved!) she'd run into Marc, and that had sparked a simple and easy plan after all: to drive him to the mainland for dinner, at a restaurant she'd overheard someone talking about on one of her off-island jaunts earlier in the week. It was supposed to be a family-run, no-nonsense little Italian place, and exactly the sort of thing Harley was in the mood for, especially right now with the company she had.
So life was indeed pretty good!
And Harley's mood wasn't soured even by finding out there was actually no parking available right by the restaurant. After some searching, she'd managed to find a spot some blocks away - which was to say, she'd sniped it from right under someone's nose with a truly reckless move. Which had led to some blaring horns from other cars. Which was all good in Harley's book! She had more important things to be thinking about, anyway!
"And the tiramisu's supposed to be amazing," she was saying, as they got out of the car. "Like, 'someone's 97-year-old tiny little Italian grandma made it' kind of amazing. D'you think they'd let me order that for an app and not just dessert?"
(NFB for distance, for the one modded with permission + some NPCs)

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"I've got it on good authority that if you've got stuff to complain about I'll hear you," Marc said. He gave the hand he was holding a light squeeze. "'course that motivates me to give you things to be happy about."
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If anyone had asked, Harley would have claimed it was because he'd helped out with the goons. But it really wasn't transactional like that.
"And what am I happy about?" she teased, with a gentleness in that, too. "Feel free to say the car makeouts, it's true."
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(Well, mostly. Ahem.)
"But anything I can do that gets you the good kind of noisy. I'm into it."
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"That's a good one!" she said. "I'm into it, too." Duh. "Think you can really use some noise in your life, and I am happy to provide."
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Marc's lips quirked in a wry grin. "My life seems quiet?"
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"Voices in your head don't count, sweetie."
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No offense, Steven.
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"See, that's why ya need it," she decided. "I ain't English, for one."
That really didn't need stating. The accent really spoke for itself in every possible way.
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"Shit, really?"
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"Ooh, I've had you fooled!" she declared. "Ya thought I was all 'cheerio, good day, mate, give us some tea!' but I'm just a basic Brooklyn broad!"
Her half-assed English accent, there, was in fact fully Australian.
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"Damn," Marc said, oh so serious. "I was hoping for somebody to class up the joint."
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More snickering, yes.
"Not a classy bone in my body!"
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What? She wasn't the only one who could take an opening line.
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"Oh, but you got everything else goin' for ya, and we can just be real classless together."
Also, yes: hand? Still moving, still all leisurely and nice.
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"Just as well. I don't even own a tux."
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"And I would just get it off you, anyway."
Probably while getting distracted and sidetracked like three times along the way, since that seemed to be their thing, but still.
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He shifted underneath her as one stroke hit particularly nicely.
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And they were very right, here. So she was going to do her best, right now, to repeat the motion that had drawn that particular reaction out of him.
"No, you can wear what you want," she agreed.
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"Like you?" he asked.
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"If I'm whatcha want."
Yes, of course she was smirking.
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Tiny bit of word play there but he'd never admit it.
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"Oh, like it's comin' up now?"
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Okay that one he'd admit to.
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Now, that one wasn't a pun so much as just a fact.
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Which wasn't disputing the other part, no.
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