Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-08-20 03:59 am
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Apartment Above Needful Things; Tuesday Late Morning
Harley had spent most of the weekend on the mainland. Not just Baltimore, either - she'd taken the kid out on a little road trip. Yanno, for life lessons! Most of them criminal, of course, but that was sort of how their mentorship worked, so someone else could handle the boring stuff. Anyway, they'd had fun!
So much of it, in fact, that Harley had only landed back on the island late on Monday evening. Technically probably Tuesday? Which meant that after she'd passed out and slept her fill, the day was already well on its way. She rolled groggily out of bed, shambled her way into the living room --
And groaned when she saw the glitter bomb still waiting on the coffee table, and not downstairs attached to the front door ready to explode on Frenchie if he showed up again this week. Whether he'd already shown up or not, Harley was not in a state to go set it up now.
She shuffled around some more, in search of her phone, which she found discarded on the kitchen counter. No calls, no messages apart from Cass informing her she'd ordered breakfast delivery on Harley's account. Harley looked at the phone for a long moment more anyway, tapping her thumb against the side of it in thought. Groggy, still sleepy, not yet caffeinated thought.
And pulled up a number she'd had for a while but never actually texted before.
(Successfully, anyway. There was that time on her birthday.)
You awake yet?
(expecting one but can be open for other stuff as well!)
So much of it, in fact, that Harley had only landed back on the island late on Monday evening. Technically probably Tuesday? Which meant that after she'd passed out and slept her fill, the day was already well on its way. She rolled groggily out of bed, shambled her way into the living room --
And groaned when she saw the glitter bomb still waiting on the coffee table, and not downstairs attached to the front door ready to explode on Frenchie if he showed up again this week. Whether he'd already shown up or not, Harley was not in a state to go set it up now.
She shuffled around some more, in search of her phone, which she found discarded on the kitchen counter. No calls, no messages apart from Cass informing her she'd ordered breakfast delivery on Harley's account. Harley looked at the phone for a long moment more anyway, tapping her thumb against the side of it in thought. Groggy, still sleepy, not yet caffeinated thought.
And pulled up a number she'd had for a while but never actually texted before.
(Successfully, anyway. There was that time on her birthday.)
You awake yet?
(expecting one but can be open for other stuff as well!)
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He also appreciated that nothing about the way they were moving prevented him from squeezing Harley's ass.
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Also she snickered and smirked at him as they came to a stop by the bed. "Do that again."
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"Oh, good job."
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"I can be taught," he told her. "Sometimes."
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She got to make jokes like that, she was pretty sure she was younger than him! If not by a lot.
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"Normally I've only got the one, so..." Marc said, with an offhanded shrug.
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'Lucky' was another one of those words she pronounced all big somehow, with lots of bared teeth.
She glanced past him at the bed, and seemed just about ready to maneuver him on it, except -- "Wait, no, I know how that goes," she said, with a theatrical shake of her head. To herself, mostly. "Nuh uh, if I don't get ya outta your clothes first, I'll be comin' on your jean-clad thigh or knee or something before I even realize what's happening."
Which was why when her hands left his ass - with one last appreciative parting pat - they went straight for his shirts, instead.
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Both of them thirtysomethings going on sixteen.
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Which explained why she was going directly for his pants, next.
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But she got him out of his pants and his boxer briefs in something close to record time. And then she straightened up and -- gazed upon him, with open admiration laced with want. "Damn," she said, "doesn't get old."
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"We get to make this even?" Marc asked, indicating what remained of Harley's clothes. Not touching yet because again, they did get distracted.
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"Knock yourself out, baby."
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Same for the rest of her clothes, if she didn't do anything to stop him.
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"You can still touch," Harley told him, as if she didn't know how they were. "I know you want to."
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Also she seemed to still be busy eating him up with her eyes.
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That part just happened.
"Exactly."
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To be helpful to her, of course. Since she wanted to get rid of that space between them.
"So we're talking about you."
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She was now skimming her hands slowly up his arms, of course. She could only get so close before the hands started making their own decisions.
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His hands made the decision to move lower and cup her ass again, pulling her nice and close from that angle. This was doing nothing to get her shorts off but Marc had tried to stay on task.
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"You're 'scused," she told him, like a brat, as she lightly dragged her nails up his shoulders - and also squirmed between his hands and his front a little.
He was welcome.
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