Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-08-20 03:59 am
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Apartment Above Needful Things; Tuesday Late Morning
Harley had spent most of the weekend on the mainland. Not just Baltimore, either - she'd taken the kid out on a little road trip. Yanno, for life lessons! Most of them criminal, of course, but that was sort of how their mentorship worked, so someone else could handle the boring stuff. Anyway, they'd had fun!
So much of it, in fact, that Harley had only landed back on the island late on Monday evening. Technically probably Tuesday? Which meant that after she'd passed out and slept her fill, the day was already well on its way. She rolled groggily out of bed, shambled her way into the living room --
And groaned when she saw the glitter bomb still waiting on the coffee table, and not downstairs attached to the front door ready to explode on Frenchie if he showed up again this week. Whether he'd already shown up or not, Harley was not in a state to go set it up now.
She shuffled around some more, in search of her phone, which she found discarded on the kitchen counter. No calls, no messages apart from Cass informing her she'd ordered breakfast delivery on Harley's account. Harley looked at the phone for a long moment more anyway, tapping her thumb against the side of it in thought. Groggy, still sleepy, not yet caffeinated thought.
And pulled up a number she'd had for a while but never actually texted before.
(Successfully, anyway. There was that time on her birthday.)
You awake yet?
(expecting one but can be open for other stuff as well!)
So much of it, in fact, that Harley had only landed back on the island late on Monday evening. Technically probably Tuesday? Which meant that after she'd passed out and slept her fill, the day was already well on its way. She rolled groggily out of bed, shambled her way into the living room --
And groaned when she saw the glitter bomb still waiting on the coffee table, and not downstairs attached to the front door ready to explode on Frenchie if he showed up again this week. Whether he'd already shown up or not, Harley was not in a state to go set it up now.
She shuffled around some more, in search of her phone, which she found discarded on the kitchen counter. No calls, no messages apart from Cass informing her she'd ordered breakfast delivery on Harley's account. Harley looked at the phone for a long moment more anyway, tapping her thumb against the side of it in thought. Groggy, still sleepy, not yet caffeinated thought.
And pulled up a number she'd had for a while but never actually texted before.
(Successfully, anyway. There was that time on her birthday.)
You awake yet?
(expecting one but can be open for other stuff as well!)
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"Pain in the ass."
Still not a complaint.
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"And doncha forget it!"
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"You're not exactly forgettable. Even for me."
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"I better not be," Harley told him. "'Cause I like doing this with ya."
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"I do keep coming back."
Or finding reasons to go places with her. Or to spend time with her. And then all the other stuff kept happening in a funny coincidence.
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"Yeah ya do," she smirked as she crawled back to him. "Like clockwork."
Or whatever passed for it with two people with wonky time perception.
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What? It was comfortable for him too. Or something.
"Who was it who decorated my office again?" he replied.
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She'd already taken credit for it at the time, sure. That wasn't going to stop her performing this show now.
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Genuine question? Hard to say.
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Which it did to him, actually. He wasn't great at this kind of thing.
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She also moved right on into a sly grin at him: "But I still redecorated your office, so ha!"
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Again for a value of neither one of them noticing how much time passed in general.
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Funny how that part had had nothing to do with the state of his office.
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"Maybe my hearing..."
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"Well, when it gets too loud you can always go 'shush' and see if that helps ya?"
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"Something tells me you don't listen when someone tries that."
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With a laugh.
She wasn't selling the possibility very well, was she?
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