Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-08-05 03:00 am
Needful Things Building; Monday
The Dream House was gone by morning, replaced again with the antique store and the apartment above it, both with all four walls intact, and the color scheme decidedly less pink.
And in said apartment, late in the morning, Harley woke up with a start. Like fully bolting upright and everything, with a gasp.
"... Barbie looks like me."
She couldn't believe it. She brought her hands up to her face, smooshing her cheeks.
"Like me."
This jaw! These cheekbones under her skin!
Something about it was making her eyes well up.
At least, until something else about the weekend came back to her. "Bruce!" Oh, God, he'd been eating something obviously plastic, all weekend long! Harley scrambled out of bed to find him - only to, yes, find him curled up in one of his usual spots, seemingly right as rain.
She still ended up taking him on a long walk around town. It took a while for her to be convinced that just as magically as he'd turned into a toy dog for the weekend, whatever the plastic stuff he'd been eating (and, to be fair, pooping out at what seemed like an alarming rate for a fully functioning gastric system) had just as magically turned into actually edible stuff in his guts when he'd turned back. He seemed fine! He was leaving behind dog shit that was the usual level of disgusting!
Still, between the long walk and then breakfast for both him and herself, the morning had already turned into the afternoon by the time something occurred to Harley, and sent her bolting down the stairs into the store.
There, she found the display of dolls of varying ages and kinds.
And there, tucked near the back, was a Barbie. Harley carefully pulled her out from between a Victorian-ish porcelain doll and a fairly creepy 1950s baby, and smiled down at her.
It was a little watery, but there was no one here to see it, was there?
"Oh, there you are."
Something in her chest ached a little.
(expecting one!)
And in said apartment, late in the morning, Harley woke up with a start. Like fully bolting upright and everything, with a gasp.
"... Barbie looks like me."
She couldn't believe it. She brought her hands up to her face, smooshing her cheeks.
"Like me."
This jaw! These cheekbones under her skin!
Something about it was making her eyes well up.
At least, until something else about the weekend came back to her. "Bruce!" Oh, God, he'd been eating something obviously plastic, all weekend long! Harley scrambled out of bed to find him - only to, yes, find him curled up in one of his usual spots, seemingly right as rain.
She still ended up taking him on a long walk around town. It took a while for her to be convinced that just as magically as he'd turned into a toy dog for the weekend, whatever the plastic stuff he'd been eating (and, to be fair, pooping out at what seemed like an alarming rate for a fully functioning gastric system) had just as magically turned into actually edible stuff in his guts when he'd turned back. He seemed fine! He was leaving behind dog shit that was the usual level of disgusting!
Still, between the long walk and then breakfast for both him and herself, the morning had already turned into the afternoon by the time something occurred to Harley, and sent her bolting down the stairs into the store.
There, she found the display of dolls of varying ages and kinds.
And there, tucked near the back, was a Barbie. Harley carefully pulled her out from between a Victorian-ish porcelain doll and a fairly creepy 1950s baby, and smiled down at her.
It was a little watery, but there was no one here to see it, was there?
"Oh, there you are."
Something in her chest ached a little.
(expecting one!)

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Maybe even Harley knew that might be too personal to ask, because she also tugged him towards the couch, like a distraction.
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"Depends on what you'd call bad?" Marc said. Not deflecting. Acknowledging there were levels. "Time, yeah. Days, weeks sometimes. Nothing that long now. Far as we know."
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She was making a little pit stop at the shelf. Still holding the Barbie, after all.
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Still with just the one hand, Harley bent the doll at the waist, so she could set it on the shelf - next to the framed picture, no reason.
She patted the doll gently on the head.
And considered, for once, whether she should ask the question she wanted to ask.
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He waited patiently at that point, figuring if she was quiet it was about the doll.
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"Pretty sure anybody trying to make a meal outta that is gonna get indigestion."
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"Considering how often something of mine has been in your mouth, good thing you're not."
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While snickering. "Aw, but the threat of it would keep you in line! Gotta stay nice to me or your dick's gettin' bit!"
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"I need keeping in line now?"
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"Gimme a warning if I make you start thinking about it? Rather fix it before teeth get involved."
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"Okay!" she agreed easily. "You'd really have to piss me off for me to get all hurty bitey like that, anyway."
Other types of bitey were different, as they both well knew.
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"Do my best not to," Marc said. Even as there was a twitch of worry that his best there wouldn't be good enough.
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"Nice having you back."
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"Is it?" she asked, more as a tease than anything else. "'Cause Barbie had some killer outfits, and she was nice."
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He was going to skip past the Bruce thing in the hopes it wouldn't be noticed more than it had been.
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Not that they were friends, of course. Perish the thought!
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