Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-08-05 03:00 am
Needful Things Building; Monday
The Dream House was gone by morning, replaced again with the antique store and the apartment above it, both with all four walls intact, and the color scheme decidedly less pink.
And in said apartment, late in the morning, Harley woke up with a start. Like fully bolting upright and everything, with a gasp.
"... Barbie looks like me."
She couldn't believe it. She brought her hands up to her face, smooshing her cheeks.
"Like me."
This jaw! These cheekbones under her skin!
Something about it was making her eyes well up.
At least, until something else about the weekend came back to her. "Bruce!" Oh, God, he'd been eating something obviously plastic, all weekend long! Harley scrambled out of bed to find him - only to, yes, find him curled up in one of his usual spots, seemingly right as rain.
She still ended up taking him on a long walk around town. It took a while for her to be convinced that just as magically as he'd turned into a toy dog for the weekend, whatever the plastic stuff he'd been eating (and, to be fair, pooping out at what seemed like an alarming rate for a fully functioning gastric system) had just as magically turned into actually edible stuff in his guts when he'd turned back. He seemed fine! He was leaving behind dog shit that was the usual level of disgusting!
Still, between the long walk and then breakfast for both him and herself, the morning had already turned into the afternoon by the time something occurred to Harley, and sent her bolting down the stairs into the store.
There, she found the display of dolls of varying ages and kinds.
And there, tucked near the back, was a Barbie. Harley carefully pulled her out from between a Victorian-ish porcelain doll and a fairly creepy 1950s baby, and smiled down at her.
It was a little watery, but there was no one here to see it, was there?
"Oh, there you are."
Something in her chest ached a little.
(expecting one!)
And in said apartment, late in the morning, Harley woke up with a start. Like fully bolting upright and everything, with a gasp.
"... Barbie looks like me."
She couldn't believe it. She brought her hands up to her face, smooshing her cheeks.
"Like me."
This jaw! These cheekbones under her skin!
Something about it was making her eyes well up.
At least, until something else about the weekend came back to her. "Bruce!" Oh, God, he'd been eating something obviously plastic, all weekend long! Harley scrambled out of bed to find him - only to, yes, find him curled up in one of his usual spots, seemingly right as rain.
She still ended up taking him on a long walk around town. It took a while for her to be convinced that just as magically as he'd turned into a toy dog for the weekend, whatever the plastic stuff he'd been eating (and, to be fair, pooping out at what seemed like an alarming rate for a fully functioning gastric system) had just as magically turned into actually edible stuff in his guts when he'd turned back. He seemed fine! He was leaving behind dog shit that was the usual level of disgusting!
Still, between the long walk and then breakfast for both him and herself, the morning had already turned into the afternoon by the time something occurred to Harley, and sent her bolting down the stairs into the store.
There, she found the display of dolls of varying ages and kinds.
And there, tucked near the back, was a Barbie. Harley carefully pulled her out from between a Victorian-ish porcelain doll and a fairly creepy 1950s baby, and smiled down at her.
It was a little watery, but there was no one here to see it, was there?
"Oh, there you are."
Something in her chest ached a little.
(expecting one!)

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"Even pets don't need a free show," she said, as the hyena made it out the door. They could hear him start to go down the stairs, clearly heading for his favorite spot to keep watch over the whole building.
Satisfied with that, Harley turned her attention - and smirk - back to Marc. "Now, where were we?"
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He said it that way just for her.
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Ever mischievous, she rested her head against her arm on his knee, but used her free hand to nudge his other knee a little further out. And then slid her hand slowly up along the inside of his thigh.
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Maneuvering his legs a little further open meant her hand had enough room to easily slide all the way up his thigh, and then right on over the bulge in his pants. Light, at first, then a little firmer as she cupped him through the fabric. Just saying hello.
Watching his face. His eyes, in particular.
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Yeah, Harley felt something similar, right then.
Her hand rubbed over the shape of him. Not quite a tease, just a little too firm for that. "Help me out a little, woncha?" she purred, her hand sliding up to where her fingers could flick demonstratively against the button on his pants. "Hard to operate all this with just the one hand."
Sure, she could have picked up her head off her other arm and then had the use of that, but then she would've lost out on looking all relaxed the way she did. Plus, they were in this together.
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She made a great big 'pfft' of a noise.
It just happened to be while she worked her fingers past his fly, was all.
"Mister, I should be makin' you do more just for that."
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He did have energy enough to brush his fingers along her hairline though, moving any stray strands out of her face.
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Harley tsked again. "Guys, always so weak."
He didn't feel particularly weak through his boxers when her fingers found him again, now with one layer less of fabric in between.
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Her cupped him again. Caressed, teased, her palm providing one sensation and her fingertips another a little lower.
"I know when to nap."
Because that had definitely been planned and not a combination of various circumstances, not the least of which was feeling safe with him.
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"My bad," Marc said. He caressed her cheek now. "Didn't know I needed to carbo load before I got here."
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Joking or genuine? Could be both!
Her hand didn't stop, either way. His movements were encouraging, after all.
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That was not even half as clever as Harley's smug face made it seem like she thought it was.
But she was the one with her hand down his pants getting him nice and hard, so maybe that was a factor.
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"Some of us didn't have a nap," he replied.
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Vexingly?
Either worked!
While she didn't stop.
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Funny how it sounded like a compliment even if you didn't count the way he rocked up into her.
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"That's what I thought!" she said, like the pain in the ass she truly was. "Now, how put upon and oh so weak are you gonna be if I ask you to stand up? 'Cause I can do this either way."
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That was a downside, to be sure.
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"Do you wanna stand? 'Cause I don't wantcha toppling over me if it turns out to be too much for ya."
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