Harley Quinn (
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Needful Things Building; Monday
The Dream House was gone by morning, replaced again with the antique store and the apartment above it, both with all four walls intact, and the color scheme decidedly less pink.
And in said apartment, late in the morning, Harley woke up with a start. Like fully bolting upright and everything, with a gasp.
"... Barbie looks like me."
She couldn't believe it. She brought her hands up to her face, smooshing her cheeks.
"Like me."
This jaw! These cheekbones under her skin!
Something about it was making her eyes well up.
At least, until something else about the weekend came back to her. "Bruce!" Oh, God, he'd been eating something obviously plastic, all weekend long! Harley scrambled out of bed to find him - only to, yes, find him curled up in one of his usual spots, seemingly right as rain.
She still ended up taking him on a long walk around town. It took a while for her to be convinced that just as magically as he'd turned into a toy dog for the weekend, whatever the plastic stuff he'd been eating (and, to be fair, pooping out at what seemed like an alarming rate for a fully functioning gastric system) had just as magically turned into actually edible stuff in his guts when he'd turned back. He seemed fine! He was leaving behind dog shit that was the usual level of disgusting!
Still, between the long walk and then breakfast for both him and herself, the morning had already turned into the afternoon by the time something occurred to Harley, and sent her bolting down the stairs into the store.
There, she found the display of dolls of varying ages and kinds.
And there, tucked near the back, was a Barbie. Harley carefully pulled her out from between a Victorian-ish porcelain doll and a fairly creepy 1950s baby, and smiled down at her.
It was a little watery, but there was no one here to see it, was there?
"Oh, there you are."
Something in her chest ached a little.
(expecting one!)
And in said apartment, late in the morning, Harley woke up with a start. Like fully bolting upright and everything, with a gasp.
"... Barbie looks like me."
She couldn't believe it. She brought her hands up to her face, smooshing her cheeks.
"Like me."
This jaw! These cheekbones under her skin!
Something about it was making her eyes well up.
At least, until something else about the weekend came back to her. "Bruce!" Oh, God, he'd been eating something obviously plastic, all weekend long! Harley scrambled out of bed to find him - only to, yes, find him curled up in one of his usual spots, seemingly right as rain.
She still ended up taking him on a long walk around town. It took a while for her to be convinced that just as magically as he'd turned into a toy dog for the weekend, whatever the plastic stuff he'd been eating (and, to be fair, pooping out at what seemed like an alarming rate for a fully functioning gastric system) had just as magically turned into actually edible stuff in his guts when he'd turned back. He seemed fine! He was leaving behind dog shit that was the usual level of disgusting!
Still, between the long walk and then breakfast for both him and herself, the morning had already turned into the afternoon by the time something occurred to Harley, and sent her bolting down the stairs into the store.
There, she found the display of dolls of varying ages and kinds.
And there, tucked near the back, was a Barbie. Harley carefully pulled her out from between a Victorian-ish porcelain doll and a fairly creepy 1950s baby, and smiled down at her.
It was a little watery, but there was no one here to see it, was there?
"Oh, there you are."
Something in her chest ached a little.
(expecting one!)

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But there was a tightness in his chest and voice as he said, "I'm not me without the rest of it. You don't get me without it."
Both as a concept, and as a result.
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She should know, after all. For professional and for private reasons, both.
Her thumb brushed against his cheek.
"And ya don't see me running back to Gotham to try and find that guy, now do ya?"
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"'cause he's not better looking?"
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"Probably doesn't fuck like a hurricane, either."
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Plus it wasn't exactly terrible for Harley to kiss him back, all warm and soft in return as well, her hands still cradling his face.
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The multiverse begged to differ, probably, but see if Harley cared.
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She was the original to him. What the multiverse had to say about it didn't matter.
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"Yeah, I'm stickin' with what I've got, too."
She pressed a kiss to his forehead. Because she could - and because he'd done it to her earlier, and she'd liked that.
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Funny how he didn't sound like he minded.
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How nice of her!
Also she'd heard his tone. Didn't really have any worries.
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Very select, actually.
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So instead he said, "Of course I'm gonna check on you."
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It came sounding just a little more touched than that. Not because of the sentiment, really, since that wasn't news (all pretense otherwise aside), but because he said it that openly.
"Really?"
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Her expression wobbled a little. She'd blame the highly emotional day she'd had already.
"I'm not... usually anyone's people," she added, like she needed to explain something. That wobble, maybe, or the sudden tightness in her voice.
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Ever the poet, Marc Spector.
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Right before she kissed him again, instead.
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