Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-11-11 01:24 pm
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Needful Things Building; Monday Afternoon
Harley was having a quiet day in.
... What? It happened! It was allowed! Even the most high energy rogues had to take days off sometimes. There was a marathon of some awful reality show on the TV - oh, also, she had a TV now, a vintage one with a great aesthetic and terrible reception! - and she had a comfy onesie on and a takeout order on the way.
What more could a girl need?
(for one!)
... What? It happened! It was allowed! Even the most high energy rogues had to take days off sometimes. There was a marathon of some awful reality show on the TV - oh, also, she had a TV now, a vintage one with a great aesthetic and terrible reception! - and she had a comfy onesie on and a takeout order on the way.
What more could a girl need?
(for one!)
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Or at least as primly as she knew how to.
Which was not very.
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And gave his nipple a light, experimental little tweak. More as distraction than anything, because she was great at being distracting!
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"So I'm thinkin' I've got some options..."
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"I'm listening."
Insert your own joke here about what a rare event that was for him.
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He should definitely keep at it!
"There's a good old-fashioned blowie, of course," Harley said, mock thoughtful in her tone, head tilted, gaze cast off to one side, the works. "That one's always a crowd-pleaser." He was the crowd, clearly. (No, not like that.) "Or a nice hand job! Got some good new lube for a smooth ride. Or, there's always the combo deal, a li'l bit of Rosie Palms, a li'l bit of rosy lips..."
And no, that wasn't all, she could keep going. Just pausing for a thoughtful sigh.
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He watched her show of thoughtfulness. "This how you were when you were doing your... doctor, thing?"
He meant earning the degree. He didn't know the details.
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"What?"
He probably didn't mean it the way her immediate kneejerk instinct took it.
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It made sense in his head. But that in and of itself meant a high likelihood it didn't make sense to anyone else.
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"... What?" Harley said. Again. "What're you sayin'? About proving myself? For my degree?"
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And then tilted her head even further to the side, gesturing to both of them. "And what's that got to do with this...?"
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Yeah, it really did take until that for Harley to fully parse what he'd been saying.
"I thought you were tryin' to imply I'd used sex to get there."
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"Oh." A beat, and then Harley brightened a little. "Did I?"
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That too as though it were obvious.
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"Huh? I do?"
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"I didn't know that."
He'd definitely told her before.
"Maybe I just got a little confused."
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Occasionally being confused, he meant. Which he'd kind of stated in a confusing manner, appropriately enough.
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But she also thought it probably made his point, yeah.
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