Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-09-29 08:59 am
Midnight Manor Laundry Room; Sunday Morning
Boy, had that gone poorly! Harley hadn't slept much, and some of the reasons why could maybe be inferred by how, come morning, her makeup looked like perhaps she'd been caught in a heavy bout of rain. Rain that also made your eyes look kinda red and puffy? It was Fandom, okay, genuinely much stranger things happened all the time! Leave her alone!
Also, thanks to the aforementioned lack of sleep, Harley wasn't actually feeling all that much better, come morning. She actually kind of felt like she needed to bite something.
Or maybe go egg the Wayne Foundation building in town.
Set something on fire?
... Or kick a dryer, apparently. Sorry about the occasional clanging noises (and the accompanying swearing), Midnightites! Midnighters? Midnightees...? People of Midnight. Sometimes you just had to laundry aggressively.
It was so much better than actually dealing with your feelings.
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Also, thanks to the aforementioned lack of sleep, Harley wasn't actually feeling all that much better, come morning. She actually kind of felt like she needed to bite something.
Or maybe go egg the Wayne Foundation building in town.
Set something on fire?
... Or kick a dryer, apparently. Sorry about the occasional clanging noises (and the accompanying swearing), Midnightites! Midnighters? Midnightees...? People of Midnight. Sometimes you just had to laundry aggressively.
It was so much better than actually dealing with your feelings.
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"Yeah, I think I've got other states I can leave ya that are better."
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"Long as it's not New Jersey."
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And probably many reasons to hate it too, along that same logic, but whatever.
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Yes, Harley looked pretty pleased with herself for that one.
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She'd relaxed a whole bunch since he'd first shown up. Was completely capable of enjoying herself when it came to an easy kiss.
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Since he wasn't sweet after all.
No, he wasn't aware of any other meanings of salty.
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"Good," she said. "See, that's how we make such a good combo."
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Sweet and sour, you see.
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"Well maybe we can fix that with lunch somehow," she teased. "Get ya a very sour lemonade or something!"
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He hadn't sounded like he did, just now, so Harley felt secure in using the teasing tone that she did.
"Somewhere important to be and other people to meet."
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He was doing pretty well on the "humor" thing today.
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"Yeah, I think ya got that contained."
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