Harley Quinn (
totalwildcard) wrote2024-09-29 08:59 am
Midnight Manor Laundry Room; Sunday Morning
Boy, had that gone poorly! Harley hadn't slept much, and some of the reasons why could maybe be inferred by how, come morning, her makeup looked like perhaps she'd been caught in a heavy bout of rain. Rain that also made your eyes look kinda red and puffy? It was Fandom, okay, genuinely much stranger things happened all the time! Leave her alone!
Also, thanks to the aforementioned lack of sleep, Harley wasn't actually feeling all that much better, come morning. She actually kind of felt like she needed to bite something.
Or maybe go egg the Wayne Foundation building in town.
Set something on fire?
... Or kick a dryer, apparently. Sorry about the occasional clanging noises (and the accompanying swearing), Midnightites! Midnighters? Midnightees...? People of Midnight. Sometimes you just had to laundry aggressively.
It was so much better than actually dealing with your feelings.
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Also, thanks to the aforementioned lack of sleep, Harley wasn't actually feeling all that much better, come morning. She actually kind of felt like she needed to bite something.
Or maybe go egg the Wayne Foundation building in town.
Set something on fire?
... Or kick a dryer, apparently. Sorry about the occasional clanging noises (and the accompanying swearing), Midnightites! Midnighters? Midnightees...? People of Midnight. Sometimes you just had to laundry aggressively.
It was so much better than actually dealing with your feelings.
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Marc, having a vested interest in his home being happy (look, this was just his life, he'd accepted it), went into the boarding house side to see why Midnight felt - off? Puzzled? Something? This then led to following the sound of banging down into the basement.
Marc wasn't sure what he expected to find. Unbalanced machine? Stray raccoon that had gotten in somehow?
Then he saw the cause and realized he should have maybe guessed.
At least the who. The what and why eluded him.
"What'd my laundry ever do to you?"
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As it was, she heard someone coming, and was all set to dole out some pithy quip, but then she heard Marc, and, well... "Nothin'," she muttered sullenly. "Wouldn't close properly, 's all."
Especially with how she didn't look up from the machine, the impression was not unlike that of a sullen school kid who'd got caught doing something she shouldn't have.
(But why were you there in the first place, Quinn, if not to play Marc bait?)
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Humans were both strange and interesting to Midnight.
As for Marc, he arguably wasn't better at figuring out people than Midnight was, but even he could tell this probably wasn't about the machines. He came over to stand near Harley.
"Something up?"
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"No." Still going with that sullen child thing, then. She fidgeted with her hands, along the edge of the dryer. "Just the stupid machine. Just -- stupid things."
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He leaned against the dryer next to hers instead. "Wanna talk about it?"
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"No," Harley said.
But she made a face, all kinds of scrunched up - and then moved, abruptly, with half a sort-of spin that thumped her against his chest.
Well, her chest against his chest, really, and her face against his shoulder.
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"I gotcha."
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The whine that followed wasn't really directed at him. Sounded deeply frustrated, though.
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Also, there was the thing she muttered into his shoulder. "Mighta dented it."
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Well, Marc might try and then need to hire someone to do it. But whatever.
Anyway, maybe the way Marc rubbed her back indicated the "it" was more than the dryer.
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And then: "Can we run my ex off the island?"
Not that Harley really still wanted to do that. Maybe? Was kinda hard to figure out what her feelings actually were after all the crying and lack of sleep.
Also, no, it did not occur to her that he might think of a whole other ex of hers.
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Waitaminute.
Harley pulled back from his shoulder - without dislodging all the protective holding 'cause that was kinda working for her! - just enough to give him the classic confused, big eyebrow raise. "He? Wha-- ohhh."
She got it.
"Oh, no, it's not Mr. J! It's Pam."
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"Who?"
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Yes, Harley was saying that as if he was supposed to know who that was. In her defense, she had not slept. And whether she would've acted this way regardless was irrelevant!
Luckily she was also willing to explain, even if it was largely in the tone of 'yanno, Pam': "We dated in college? She left me to go study plants somewhere else and broke my fuckin' heart so bad I nearly drowned myself in work after?"
To be fair, that damage hadn't been all Pam's doing, but also the string of relationships with unhappy endings leading up to her, but whatever, anyway. Harley wasn't feeling particularly fair right now.
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"She come looking for you?" Marc asked. He resumed rubbing Harley's back since why not?
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Okay, now she was really making a face.
"The possessive pronouns were her idea. What I mean is, that she's not from where I'm from? That's what she says, anyway. And it sounded like the details didn't match, but she's definitely got a Harley, and she left her too!"
Sorry, she'd had no one but Bruce to vent at.
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"That's a trip," Marc said, with sympathy. Because yeah, if a Layla showed up in a way that'd be worse. A familiar face with none of the relationship, and maybe even glimpses into what a different version of you had managed to fuck up or do right.
(Could Marc extrapolate that this might have been similar to what Layla went through when she met Steven? Ehhhhhhh...)
"So wait, she's still calling you hers?"
Marc didn't have a stake in possessive pronouns here or anything. He'd be the first to say he did not possess Harley. But he trying to understand.
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Why was there relief in Harley's voice, right there? Maybe just because she was feeling heard.
And maybe the sleep deprivation.
"See, you get it!"
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There hadn't been reports of people's exes showing up on the island so that did imply this wasn't a weekend event that was going to go away.
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