"Literally anywhere that's not near my eyes or directly on my hair is fine," Harley assured him. In a manner of speaking, anyway, because he didn't sound like he needed reassurance. "If it's not givin' me an eye infection or annoying me in the shower then I'm probably just gonna find it hot."

She paused for a thought.

"Okay, and the face is like -- spillage from a blowjob or a tit fuck is fine," she added, as clearly pertinent information. "But I am gonna claw out the eyes of the next guy that treats my peepers like a fuckin' bullseye."