Harley Quinn (
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Apartment Above Needful Things; Tuesday Late Morning
Harley had spent most of the weekend on the mainland. Not just Baltimore, either - she'd taken the kid out on a little road trip. Yanno, for life lessons! Most of them criminal, of course, but that was sort of how their mentorship worked, so someone else could handle the boring stuff. Anyway, they'd had fun!
So much of it, in fact, that Harley had only landed back on the island late on Monday evening. Technically probably Tuesday? Which meant that after she'd passed out and slept her fill, the day was already well on its way. She rolled groggily out of bed, shambled her way into the living room --
And groaned when she saw the glitter bomb still waiting on the coffee table, and not downstairs attached to the front door ready to explode on Frenchie if he showed up again this week. Whether he'd already shown up or not, Harley was not in a state to go set it up now.
She shuffled around some more, in search of her phone, which she found discarded on the kitchen counter. No calls, no messages apart from Cass informing her she'd ordered breakfast delivery on Harley's account. Harley looked at the phone for a long moment more anyway, tapping her thumb against the side of it in thought. Groggy, still sleepy, not yet caffeinated thought.
And pulled up a number she'd had for a while but never actually texted before.
(Successfully, anyway. There was that time on her birthday.)
You awake yet?
(expecting one but can be open for other stuff as well!)
So much of it, in fact, that Harley had only landed back on the island late on Monday evening. Technically probably Tuesday? Which meant that after she'd passed out and slept her fill, the day was already well on its way. She rolled groggily out of bed, shambled her way into the living room --
And groaned when she saw the glitter bomb still waiting on the coffee table, and not downstairs attached to the front door ready to explode on Frenchie if he showed up again this week. Whether he'd already shown up or not, Harley was not in a state to go set it up now.
She shuffled around some more, in search of her phone, which she found discarded on the kitchen counter. No calls, no messages apart from Cass informing her she'd ordered breakfast delivery on Harley's account. Harley looked at the phone for a long moment more anyway, tapping her thumb against the side of it in thought. Groggy, still sleepy, not yet caffeinated thought.
And pulled up a number she'd had for a while but never actually texted before.
(Successfully, anyway. There was that time on her birthday.)
You awake yet?
(expecting one but can be open for other stuff as well!)
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This theoretical person, of course.
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Harley shivered, her smirk going wide. "I'd tell ya just how lucky, but I'm afraid you'd faint."
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"Well, you are real delicate," she teased. "I'm just lookin' out for ya. Outta the goodness of my heart."
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"You and me? Sounds fake."
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"Yeah it does, don't it?" she said. "Okay, maybe we're playing chicken with who caves in and starts demandin' something in return first?"
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When it was his face.
"I'm not expectin' a damn thing, sweetie."
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As he could easily tell by the happy hum in her response.
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Now with her hands against his shoulders.
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No reason. None at all.
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She'd also forgotten all about breakfast, for now. Unless maybe he was it, for the moment, since she seemed to be very committed to getting her fill. Nothing too heated, but thorough all the same. Unafraid to get all up in it.
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At some point here she was going to realize she'd pushed herself up on her tippytoes, like that could get her closer to him, somehow.
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Also when the table met her backside she made an amused noise, like she already knew where this was going.
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Her legs got wrapped around him almost immediately. Of course, what else?
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